i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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