That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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