well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
