So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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