I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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