By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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