She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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