We're like a lot better than the average bears
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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