Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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