I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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