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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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