K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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