Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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