But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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