I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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