He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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