He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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