Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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