I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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