woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Randomize
