They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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