I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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