So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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