i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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