Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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