Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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