Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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