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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  This place is a maelstrom of dicks.

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  I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.

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