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• (213): View more from California

  whats up tonight?

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  Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind

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• (714): View more from California

  He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings

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• (805): View more from California

  we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?

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• (831): View more from California

  Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here

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• (310): View more from California

  Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I need water and some morals

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