Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...