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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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(713): View more from Texas

S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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(916): View more from California

A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"

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(+41): View more from Switzerland

I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples

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(858): View more from California

He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities

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(303): View more from Colorado

I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable

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