My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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