so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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