dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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