My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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