We're facebook friends in real life
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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