...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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