you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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