On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Randomize
