VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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