i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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