Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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