I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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