Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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