my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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