There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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