I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?