If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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