Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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