first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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