Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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