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(508): View more from Massachusetts

well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?

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(607): View more from New York

Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.

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(770): View more from Georgia

When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.

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(720): View more from Colorado

She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now

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