Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to