Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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