i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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