I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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