So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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