JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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