just come out here and I will go home with you...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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